Man up, come off it, jel and aww ... the Facebook emojis we really need

If we must communicate via soundbites and emoticons, at least give us some ironic and sarcastic ones.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/mind-your-language/2015/oct/16/man-up-come-off-it-jel-and-aww-the-facebook-emojis-we-really-need